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cynrok: i read a story today on a conservative blog blaming it all on illegal immigrants
cynrok: buying houses and then bailing when they can't afford their balloon payments
s: that's not the reason
s: they're taking away the good jobs
s: so people are forced to work on wall street
cynrok: that's true
cynrok: i couldn't get a dishwashing job if i tried
s: plus they keep demanding more money from their employers
s: so that pressures them to make shady mortgage trades on wall street
cynrok: ha the traders are pressured by their maids and gardeners to make shady trades?
cynrok: cuz they gotta find that extra $3 per day somewhere
s: yeah
s: exactly
s: plus some of the immigrants are using forged passports
s: and getting credentials to trade on wall street
s: but they fuck up because they can't speak english
cynrok: haha
s: then they're asked to put up their margin call
s: and you know what they say?
s: "Mee no speakkee engrish senor!"

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